every once in a while i check up on people i hate to make sure i still hate them
i wish there was a way to find out how many boners you’ve caused in a lifetime i wanna check my stats
a support group for people who began using popular slang ironically but now cannot stop
just watched a vine of some girl sucking spilled beer
off some guys crotch
like where are your parents
- us government: *accidentally likes your pic from 2009*
- 50% of me: "I love dresses and flowers and pretty things."
- Other 50% of me: "I love tattoos and hardcore music and concerts and skinny jeans."